Fireside Chat Transcript 6 Sep 2k20
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doing it live I'm just gonna get stuck in. There's never a good time to do a fireside in a war because there's always shit that's gonna be on fire and exploiting. In theory anyway. Okay so let's talk big picture. We've had kind of an interesting week. As you guys know we decided to be hyper aggressive and jump deep into enemy space across a regional gate which is apparently a big scary thing that the bad guys are more interested in putting down a million keep stars to avoid doing and we lost I don't know a couple hundred billion I guess of caps on Thursday night and we did it because we're big dick ballers we saw that the enemy was shown a little leg as Asher likes to say and I've sort of picked that up from him and they had Titans we took a swing at them because we wanted to blow up their Titans even if it was in their space and we missed. On the other hand we took the shot I'm delighted that we took the shot and we will continue to do that I want the enemy to realize that we will be psychopathically aggressive when opportunities present themselves and that they do always have to be on guard that we are willing to do the things that they are not willing to do. They are scared of regional gates and we are not. So look forward to that. I know a lot of people sort of turned up a little bit later and were like holy shit there's like fleet action in like late US time zone on a Thursday what the fuck. As these guys are getting closer to delve asymptotically closer to delve and that they don't put enough pressure on us we will be aggressive we will be doing things in time zones you might not expect this war is extremely serious right now because in theory they are about to be invading us now that they have pulled away from fountain. So be on guard for that. We have to it is kind of interesting so for the fountain front thing they are moving away from fountain today as we speak our enemies are doing move ops many of you were on ops of ours to fuck with their move ops earlier today during the main fireside timeslot. They abandoned the final timer on one of our faction fortizar's in fountain to run away from fountain. They have blown up all of our keep stars in fountain go with them using their Titans go with them they brought a few hundred that's cute but what they're doing is they are now going to install a bunch of random ass little alliances that are dumb enough to take the offer and leave the rest of the cleanup to them like they're going to give I don't know like trailer park Illuminati is a horde is giving them some territory in fountain and I guess this is going to work out well for them I am delighted by this if they want to install a bunch of randos in space right next door to our space that we can fuck with but great but we have to prepare for the fact that they might be finally about to invade Delph and I want you guys to know what that looks like there are a couple ways they could do it they could put a keep star down in queries they could put a keep star down in NPC Delph they could go cautious again and try to like nibble on North Quarius for a while without really committing to fully going into our space we don't know what they're gonna do and the one of the reasons we don't know what they're gonna do is is that I don't think that they know what they're gonna do there is two very different philosophies about how this war should go you see that from the legacy side they want to have this be slow and cautious and blah blah blah and meanwhile the pan them guys want to win it or get it over with sooner so that's why there's sort of this disconnect between each of these fronts so what can you expect we obviously do not think that we are going to lose Delph we put down three new keep stars this week we put two in 1dq1 because fuck you that's why and we put one in r5 that was the HK you keep star there so we are obviously bullish on our chances we don't think we're gonna lose this and you know if we were at risk of losing this you would think that the enemy would be up on our grill already like capitalizing on something as opposed to whatever the fuck this is but that also means that it's hard to predict necessarily what they're gonna do or when they're gonna do it so like I would love to see enemy Titans on our keep stars within our super capital range as soon as possible because that's a fight that we want to take right that doesn't necessarily mean that we are going to win all of those timers because we have a bunch of strategies that we have been working on like here's the thing about a defense war while these guys have been pussyfooting around in like a fountain and whatever the fuck legacy is doing like our top three commanders are not sitting there just holding their dicks not only are they running fleets but when they aren't running fleets they're talking to each other and scheming up tactics and methods to deal with all of the possible scenarios that we can conceive of that doesn't mean that we won't be surprised by some of the things the bad guys do the bad guys get to make moves to but every day that goes by we get to refine our discussions and our strategies of how we are tactically going to handle these guys attacking us through various iterations of how they could be attacking us but that's basically what's gonna happen and when they start attacking our keep stars sometimes we're gonna try something and it's not gonna work and we will end the fight and say see you with the next timer so I don't want people to think they're gonna come to delve and then magically we're going to beat them in one big battle and then it's gonna be over I want you guys to be is the same policy as before essentially is they come in we test things they try things we say see how it goes I am quite confident about things obviously but I don't want to be have people have like an unrealistic picture like you know we're not gonna lose anymore keep stars like it's all gonna happen one big final batter the battle the first time they put their Titans on like well we'll have to see how this goes but I'm pretty delighted by everything I mean this this shit is working out really well for us I'm pretty pleased by it let me take a look at some of these questions here so that's like the big overview let me take a look here's a question here which is what is a large loss super fight for the enemy mean for them like if we had a beer level beer level 5 fight and they lost it depends upon how the pain is distributed right like if we if we had a br5 like here's the thing br5 was like 70 Titans lost by the bad guys and like 20 something lost on our side I forget the exact numbers anymore there might need to be there might need to be number a number of these fights simply because in the year of our Lord 2020 losing 70 Titan sucks but it's not the same as it was in 2014 right it's not like you're reset to want like to grant like to the start and you need to like a retreat to the drone regions and build up for two years which is what we did to pandemic Legion in br5 so you know this is this level of forces have never clashed before we don't know exactly how it's gonna go down we do know that the enemy is continuing to publicly whine about how they think that keep stars are awful and how they don't want to do it and how they're not having fun so I don't really know how they're gonna win this thing if they can't blow up our keep stars and they tell everybody that they hate it so this is the rubber is gonna hit the road here soon and that's what I want you guys to be prepared for like they are running out of options to keep this thing going in a way that does not involve putting their dick on the table for us to chop it off so like we're getting close to the rubber finally hitting the fucking road with these douchebags alrighty Titans are way more cheaper I don't remember exactly how much cheaper they are compared to the br5 days but especially with the magic of the delve time unit we shoot these things out way faster than the bad guys all right so I want people to know you know that that's sort of the big strategic overview bad guys are pulling out a fountain they are going to put randos in there we don't know whether this is going to be a you glass tribute so we glass fat glass fountain kind of thing I'm pretty sure that they're gonna take a swing at Delve because you know they have to at a certain level like they have to come test us because if they don't try to take a swing at Delve then they will for all they know we are actually like a weak alliance a weak coalition that's going to collapse the moment that they attack us we know that that's not the case but they're not gonna believe anything that we say and they sort of are at least obligated to try it so I want people to assume that they are going to attack us and delve and get ready for it finally what's the time of her name for us taking as a terrier when they whiff their swing at Delve it will depend upon how badly they whiff and how many of our Titans I mean how many of their Titans we kill and our disposition of forces after that that's also the future plans question so I don't want to there you know you can check the future plans box on bingo all righty so let me see some brass tacks you I want to I haven't been directly asked this question but it came up in the Illumina and I want to make sure everybody's on the same page don't unanchor anything because the quantum course like we any Citadel that is actually down already has a huge advantage over any like newly deployed Citadel with the upcoming quantum core changes so if you're like sitting there going you know should I do something about my Citadel because quantum core is the answer is no don't touch it are we covering our Titans go down in a big fight never been told if we are yeah we reimburse Titans that are lost are we allowed to request aid from undesirable parties in the case of us tackling caps like asking simple farmers to drop in fat you're not supposed to be making any kind of diplomatic contacts of any kind unless you're an authorized diplomat like I always hate it when somebody is like hey well actually my friend in this hostile organization that shoots us like we had this alliance of convenience and we secretly made a deal and somebody got shot over that don't be that guy what I suggest pulling the trigger on Citadel drops before the patch hits for quantum course to take advantage of grandfathering very likely but we need to make sure that we have like an official policy on this before the October patch and we will let you guys know like we're gonna we're gonna dial into this one of the challenges with dealing with CCP patches and I say this pretty much every time there is a new CV patch that was recently announced and people are like what are we gonna do about it is CCP always changes their initial dev blogs because they have fucked up something or other like in this case they forgot that wormhole space exists so I often don't like solidifying our plans as to what exactly we're gonna do about what CCB says they're going to do until it's closer to patch time and we have a bit more commitment from the company as to what they're actually going to do so don't worry there will be guidance we will talk about this on future firesides and we're gonna be talking about it in Kremlin meetings and we're gonna figure this out but basically whatever don't panic should we keep stockpiling faxes and dreads yes absolutely we are yeah like I'm really the thing is like the fight in G magic the other day like I was really excited about that I am still really excited about that like it did not go well for us in terms of like we whiffed but it could have gone you know flip a coin it could have gone a different way and we could have killed a bunch of their Titans and so like you have to take certain shots right like if you have the opportunity you have to be able to say okay we're gonna take a shot and maybe it misses but you got to take the shot and we did take the shot and now they know that we're hunting their fucking Titans and now you guys know that this is a kind of thing that we're willing to do and so in terms of questions about like dreads there's a there's a lot of carrier and dread action taking place I strongly recommend that everybody get as many capital ships as they can get yeah and the other thing is it wasn't just me that was kind of nice like when you know there's always a question of like are you drinking your own Kool-Aid like when it comes to like oh my god spinning or whatever and you know when you look at a lost battle report my reaction was I'm really glad that we're making these aggressive plays because it's gonna put the guys who are supposed to be attacking us more on the defensive because they realize that they have to play with complete caution even when they're in esoteric and Paragon soul otherwise we might drop on them and like yeah and it wasn't just me I saw in general from people in fleet and from talking to people afterwards that we were all fucking fired up to swing our dicks around and drop some vehemence on nerds and we did and great let's do it again let's do it again let's do more so there's gonna be more opportunities I hope have I already commented on reddit on Asher's reddit post no he posts a lot on reddit I don't know which one you're talking about I'm gonna take some more questions here I also make sure I'm not missing something on my notes and I'm supposed to talk to you guys about from the other meeting one thing that you're gonna see a lot of soon I am I it's tough to commit to exactly writing something because like when the muse strikes the muse strikes and I don't like mashing out war updates that are not really like up to snuff in terms of being fun to read and entertaining or necessary but we are going to have sometime in the next like 48 hours I'm gonna write a war update just to kind of get everybody up to speed as to all the shit that's happened because you know obviously the enemy pulling out a fountain and potentially making an attack on us is like another like save point in this war and we are seeing a lot of people who are returning to this game that have not played in a long time so you are going to see as veterans come back for this people asking questions and fleet and trying to get spun up on 2020 Eve so we have not had a problem with this this is not a like I need to scold somebody this is a just look forward to a bunch of returning veterans that is continuing to be the case as this war heats up more of our old-school people come back and please do be helpful and kind with teaching old dogs new tricks iron in Ionin is in fact hiring there is never been a better time to her flores and right words both for streamers and for writers you can link the Ionin is recruiting thing in Elysium place all right we have a bunch of six and squads that normally I am let's see fuck Mary kill Vili pro got legends Gobbins I fuck program legends easily like he's the only one out of those three that is fuckable say what you will about pickles he's a good-looking boy I would probably marry Gobbins because he would be easy to set up with a system of never talk to me ever and go over here and then just by process of elimination not because I particularly want to kill him but just because it would be easier to marry Gobbins and that way I would probably say kill Billy all righty yeah cuddle time that's exactly what I want to do in the word or update which is a what the fuck is going on in EU for everybody who's coming back after a long absence I mean the obvious thing is the puppies are doing what they do every five or six years which is they get together and they say that goons are cancer uneven they try to exterminate us from the game and then ideally they fail again but there's a lot more to that and we will write that up in a war update and sort of a the story so far how are the strategic tilde reserves holding up you know the fucked up thing about this war guys and I wouldn't have anticipated this but the the enemy is being so cautious in general that we the biggest whelps that we've had have been kind of like of our own making right like that we took a really aggressive shot on Thursday in G magic right but that was one of the first really big reimbursement situations that we've had in this war like one of the things that's been fascinating about this is in fleet fight after fleet fight we are beating these guys I mean you guys know you go on fleets and most of the time we are winning fights occasionally we do have whelps but that's how defensive war works like if we were not winning these fleet fights we would have lost L by now so it's been this really weird thing where we are losing many fewer ships of heavier asset classes than we were in the Jeff deployment where was like a sacrilege fleet getting fed every single day or hey we're gonna teach you cap FC's how to do things and we're gonna lose a bunch of carriers right like the Jeff deployment we're out there putting heavy hardware all day every day and the enemy was too and now we're in this scenario where the enemy like that they stick their toe in the water a delve and then they run screaming back to their space and hope that somebody else does the work so it's just been kind of a funny thing the the narrative that the enemy is attempting to push is that we're out of money we're not I think it's really used like I think they're grasping at straws with that I don't really understand why they think that but whatever I'll take it but yeah man like the strategic tilde reserves are there the other thing is like they I there's a bunch of stuff going on behind the scenes that I can't talk about where it's like they say one thing and I'm sitting here going I can't say anything about this dumbass all right whatever so whatever fuck them they're they're gonna have to put up or shut up soon and we're gonna find out whether they have brought enough Titans and whether we can bring enough Titans to kill them and you know that'll be that why are we going to with our caps to do magic and why aren't we waiting for them to come to us because sometimes the enemy shows weakness and you need to go on offense you can't just play pure D I mean I guess you could but then we're playing their game on their schedule right and I don't like doing that right from a strategic perspective it is important to constantly disrupt the enemy's plans wherever you have the opportunity and if they want to play completely passive the right thing to do is to seek out opportunities to play aggressive because it's unexpected from us they think that we're just gonna sit there because if test was in the same scenario test would just sit there because that's how Vili likes to do war he's like an old man eating too many prunes or something it's just it's a it's a very constipated war strategy let's put it like that I guess that would explain why Vili is so full of shit all right um let me take a look here a locust sig plug that's excellent we have been using roar qualls on mass to raise our EDM's that is continuing to be very important as the enemy technically might possibly be about to invade us so please do check that out if you are a roar call and would be willing to dig some space trenches and get rich while you're doing it we have a plug for Allied Scouts we also have a plug for GSFOE which is very important for all of the hacking contests we've been having all right let me check my notes here you all right I think that and yeah as Vesidious points out that GM fight was totally random it wasn't planned like we saw Titans that we could go after and we went after them right like it was a target of opportunity and that's the kind of thing I want people to expect right it's not like we're planning that for three days we saw an opportunity we took a shot it didn't work out we're gonna find more opportunities and we're gonna take more shots the summer children I don't think they know what the Horn of Gondor is but I don't want to talk about it until we fire it off Diogenes all right I think that's gonna be it for now it's a later fireside than usual and I think we've answered most of the questions that are reasonable to answer and I'm gonna go like cook a steak or something or other like that we have Saturday Night Storm tonight that should be fun we will see you guys on the field to keep on keeping on keeping on like we're waiting for the bad guys to put their dicks on the table and chop them off so yeah be ready for it we will do this again next week thanks for coming guys