Fireside Chat Transcript 12 Nov 2k22
From Goon Wiki
What's up guys, I've got a cold so I'm not gonna be I'm not gonna go as long on this one But we'll get everything done still and then I'll do some quick questions. I'm not feeling like I'm gonna fall over. Thanks I'm already on the upswing. So I'm doing fine. Sup rest Alrighty, uh, let's see. We got people still coming in good numbers today. We keep growing. This is this is really pleasing We got a lot of activity going on in the directorate and it's nice to see it showing up at the line members we have About a month ago. We were like three 360 at one fireside that was our lowest and we just top 500 so very Very good. Yeah Good storm is definitely growers not showers Obviously if you catch this right as we hopped out the pool It's a little embarrassing but you know if we can have like five or six rage things it gets to be pretty pretty nice That's when we show off. All right so This is not gonna be the spiciest fireside, but I'm just gonna tease you guys really bad It's being growing and not showing next week's fireside If everything falls into place gonna be mega spicy. We're gonna have some like really good stuff so I Think you guys are gonna I mean there there's one thing next week that you guys are gonna like really flip out about it Maybe not in a good way, but still I'm excited about it All right this week though We got to talk about we got to talk about some fun stuff First off I want to say I don't know if you guys You know what by the way, or later you say a Madras level spice or vindaloo. I have no idea dude I think I think a little pepper is too spicy. So I really couldn't tell you but it's spicy. I Once went to a Jamaican restaurant and asked for the food with no spice and like for the next two days I was dying every time I went to the toilet on the no spice Jamaican food. All right, so I Wanted to tell you guys Or just say yeah, I don't know if you guys saw it. Don't think all the leader of brave is Is standing down? he he was a very good leader for brave a great guy and He will be greatly missed. He put them in a great place and I think a lot of you got to see him or interact with him or at least Watch him do his work and you know as well as I do that. He was he was a good person for Eve So we're gonna miss him. I don't know the news ex-jinx, but I've heard some very good things about him. So Looking forward to meeting him and interacting with him and seeing him step into those shoes. It's tough you know, they're stepping in the shoes of a Prolific leader it could be it can be hard. So But I expect good things out of him, too so I wanted to talk about the beehive It's been going well. We've been defending a lot of ships We are definitely encouraging people to get in your stars. We've had a lot of success with that I've been out riding in an instar this week and Made some good money and you know, it's pretty easy. It's everything I remembered Actually, the money is a little better now than it used to be If you can get involved in in the the beehive You want to do home defense? We've got a lot of good opportunities there That's where a lot of our action is coming in lately is home defense And then there are yeah, there's a fit in there for you by Seifer There's a pretty cool promotion going on from CCP um Sniper you can talk about that, right? I can't. All right. Why don't you do that before my voice gives up? Sure happy to give you a quick break Yes, I'm gonna link that this thread so you can follow around we've pinged it out a number of times Basically with the patch that came out this week CCP's giving away seven days of Omega So you can use that to spin up another all for a couple days get a little bit faster character training on your alphas You know, whatever You know, it's it's free money, right? Go use it And then the second piece of that is that they also are allowing you to retroactively refer your accounts, so if your account was not created with a referral link because It's from before those existed or you forgot or whatever. You can go through and do all of those on your main There's instructions on how to do that in the thread you can't refer And I won't it's it's good for you to explain But basically you can't refer an account from an account that you referred so you'll be able to all of them but your main and When you refer the accounts you get a million skill points on The target account and then if you've ever bought Plex or paid for Omega with cash You get rewards on your main For your mains there's a spreadsheet in this forum thread that is basically like a pay it forward kind of thing where like you paste Your link somebody will use it and then they'll paste one for the next person to use Nothing, nothing better than a spreadsheet for goons, right? Alpha confidence is still a thing. I'll get questions at the end Yeah, I just spammed that link a bunch of times. So if you need to know how to do that There's the forum link for you and guys. I want to tell you Save up your SP Like I said spicy things in the future You can apply that SP towards a new doctrine. Is it going to be absolutions? Is it going to be vultures? Is it going to be mains main fleet of dreadknots? We're just gonna roll around and hawd dreadknots Like it could be a lot of things But I guarantee you there could be some spicy things. So All that SP that you're getting make sure you have it saved so you can hop in immediately Could be a main fleet with shacks There's a lot of stuff that could be going in so just just be ready. All right. All right Yep, and then I've told you guys that I want you to get you get to know our directors a little better this week We have added two new directors Dawn Raya and Danny Slater both came to their first meeting today along with Zintage And we had two we had two directors standing down Kathy iron and content are both standing down So we want to say thank you to those guys and hello to the new directors We'll be adding more directors as the time goes on But today you're going to get to talk to an old director and I do mean very old in In good age and also in real life age each room is our director He's going to talk about what he does each room for George. All right, you guys hear me. Yep. Nope I'm getting conflict advice. Some people are saying yes some saying no All right, so most of you know me I've been the reimbursement director since 2011 when the BS reimbursement director got Tired of doing AT&T you verse installs in the backwoods of Louisiana and said fuck this game. So I've been doing it ever since I added the monthly participation participation metrics that I do in like 2017 2018 and I don't know. Are we announcing it today? Asher? I am gonna be heading up the team that does the blue shoots mining ratting and shot blue stuff, so I am going to expand from my market fuckery pings to People being shitty to each other in space and I guess a little bit about me personally is I'm 43. I'm not that old I've been I've been in the Army National Guards for 22 years and I Work in IT for a large oil and gas company. You talk a little bit about what you do as reimbursement director Yeah, so reimbursement director It ebbs and flows right some months we have like like at peacetime. We're we're pushing out about a hundred to two hundred billion is A month and during wartime that can be over a trillion a month And so I've got a team of like eight people that essentially shovels money But from the Alliance out to you guys when I first started in that role I was all about customer service and being really friendly and then I realized that most of you suck like very hard So I focus on efficiency, right? So it's kind of here's the rules They're posted very clearly and if you follow the rules you collect your money very quickly If you don't follow the rules, you don't get anything and do better next time. So that's kind of the way I've prioritized it and You know during the war you'll commonly see me or someone else on my team. That's like reimbursing as the fight's going on. So like I said, I prioritize speed of return more than People's feelings so you get your isk fast. But if you mess up that's on you And that's kind of been that's a little bit of a military philosophy, but it's always been I posted the rules. They're clear They're easy to read and if you don't read them, that's One of your guys's problems not my problem. Do we have any questions for me in the chat? Oh a common question that I got and the answer is going to still be no there is not going to be a star reimbursement Fly your mermaid on if you guys are at all paying attention then You should not lose it. So It costs yes people do get off the goon fucker ACL used to be it was a death sentence And I would leave people on there for six to nine months and then when I would check they would no longer be in the alliance but we had a stock lobster and one other person that actually sweated out the six months on the goon fucker ACL and started a Ling me every month until I Took pity on them and let them out and HM can you talk about how you complicate my job by getting by yelling at other corporations and having them come yell at me That you're me. Yeah. Yeah, so we can talk about that there are a couple of corporations in this alliance that are on my preferred list of people that I never want to have to deal with and Sometimes they have members that they don't keep in line And when those members step out of line and I ping everyone about it I make sure to let you know what corporation they're from because I would like the corporation to keep their Less intelligent members in a pen and if they can't then they're gonna have to you know Hear their name being dragged through the mud and there's some corpse, you know, like I don't know Let's say now Cruzados that you know, they're used to their name being dragged through the mud So it doesn't really bother them But some of our other corpse get very offended when their name is dragged to the mud and then they go write like five page messages to Asher about how I'm a big bad meanie and I shouldn't say True, but hurtful things about them We have had five pages before. Yeah. All right. Thanks. HM. That was a it was a pretty fun I think that's our best one so far out of the two we've had so you've set a very low bar, but you uh, you Did a good job there Thanks. All right Let me give let me go do questions now and then I'm gonna answer a few then tip out of here and Go cough up a lung new doctrines. Yep. They're they're coming eventually Not yet, but they will be coming. That's what I'm saying. Save your SP looking at command ships We're looking at some battleships. It's pretty exciting stuff. I Would love to leak those logs Lord Jason, but like honestly it just leads to this whole like drama meltdown that is Fun for an hour and then just a headache for a long time poking. Oh, I'm not answering that question. You're disgusting So Pocono, it's this you participating but he is like literally one of the worst posters sometimes the best but also the worst in the Alliance And he is the person for whom I invented the word sack, which is really a useful thing Other FCS can do this. I never really felt it was fair to just meet someone but you give them a sack of words These words are not Fully realized words. They're like if you ever watched the classic movie Ernest saves Christmas You know how Santa pulls out the crystal ball and then it becomes the gift the child wants This is like the Pocono word sack. So I would put like 15 words in the word sack They could be any amount any word just 15 of them So if you ever need as an FC if you ever have someone, you know annoying you just give them a sack of words You've got 15 words use the rest of the The rest of the fleet and the rest of the day. It's my new favorite Navy dread The as far as looks I like how the Phoenix looks it looks really cool I don't know about mechanically Zernitra a doctrine announcement one. Maybe princess Abby. We are already reimbursing signatures. So please get them. They're cool You peach update we'll have a have a good one for you next week crock-tar But like it's already being handled right now. So it's just gonna be finalizing some stuff In game fitting manager person is getting permitted today to do that. We're getting them the roles So that'll be their plans for David treads no plans as of yet in to see prices depends like they're probably gonna be like cool, but not actually good for a level doctrine Will the new cargo will the new hack truck? Cargo spenders if I have my way. Yes, was that sir? Sacrifice amongst our teachers know we give revelation plus a billion SRP so if you if you want to have as nature, please do you get a Reimbursed by revelation plus 1 billion is that don't mean we give you a revelation I mean that that's you get reimbursed however much revelation would plus a billion is on top of that Twin beehive like Mike said, you're still double reimbursement for inflict. I don't know ask each room. I think there is Okay. Yes Navy dreads or fee haven't discussed it yet light monk Guys, like I said, I want to see the prices check out I'm not sure how you like how good they are for a fleet Like if you're like gonna be like doing solo stuff in them, they make a lot of sense Yeah, we should talk about the crack and say again SWAT. They're doing really well. Both those guys are doing great Also bomber offers been rebooted. So I'm glad you brought that up because I meant to talk about that earlier, but both SWAT and Kraken have have proved to be Basically we gave them a provisional test like hey got here do things and show that you can do it and both of them have have done that and And so they are now we're gonna be like a professional Level six they're gonna get everything like that. So It's pretty It's pretty impressive the way they're they're working And then Joanna self-smear is starting a bomber Wafaa again. So if you're into bombing and we like those go ahead and Get involved in that and then there is also a new social media platform called Pen and Paper Swarm, which I assume is gonna be like Dungeons & Dragons nerds. I'm not exactly sure but they're starting up soon And so you can get involved in that too. I guess it's not new but Someone told me to promote it. All right, and then we have an incursion right now So if you want to go make money on the incursion, you can you can also do that There guys are running it and making a lot of a lot of this right now I have one more thing I want to talk about But I think I'm just like totally spacing on it. Anyone any directors remember something I missed. Oh The blog right could me wasn't we talking about the blog? Yeah. It's not ready to launch it But but we're gonna Cool. Okay, so We talked about this last week. This has gone from sort of an idea. We could go to almost ready to launch We'll be having We'll be having a news blog again. So we're gonna be talking about that We'll be having we'll be having a news blog. Okay, we'd be updated every day with You know just sort of the stuff that you might get on the fire side But more day-to-day stuff and it'll help you keep up with information like what fleets went out today what battles were there? What are we looking for that kind of thing? It'll be really easy have all this information in one place we realize that sort of like with With you know where all the information is right now. It could be in the MFT diva channel could be in a forum thread It could be in a fireside We want to have that more centralized so that if you miss three or four days of goon hood going on Then you will You will be able to catch up and so that's what we're gonna do is give me these ideas And I think it's a really good idea. We're also looking to get a new a New director to handle that and we have a pretty good candidate So we'll see how that goes. There might be a new rest of the piss coming soon. Is that blog replacing? And yeah, I and n is not affiliated with the Imperium anymore. They're still doing their thing But you know, that's not They're not affiliated with us. So although the name would say You know, I had an Imperium news, but I don't know if they're gonna rebrand or keep it But yeah, this is this will be an Imperium affiliated news channel So it'd be a little different though. Like Imperium news was always about Like Eve game news and like game industry stuff. This is very much focused on internal stuff So like, you know, we just got a ping from who was it sniper about the the SP thing. That's a good example It's like something you get in a ping So you just look at a ping but it'll be it'll have like an article on there. It says this is how you get your free SP Like another example like I changed the lift fit last week, so I've been using that as an example That's something I pinged out once you made it mean may or may not have been online to see that right? So, how do you actually get? Everyone that probably didn't see that ping or isn't there for three days while it was being pinged out ten times a day The solution is to have an article in there so you can kind of catch up on stuff like that But it's not going to be like Eve news. It'll be like more Like a director blog almost you could think of it as Yep, and so basically a cast near said in communities talking about this is just for goon news This is not for hey there. Here's something interesting happening, you know in Horde space or brave space or there was a big fight in low sec Like that's gonna be you know for a new site to cover whereas we are gonna be covering internal stuff It's that you guys can stay caught up on what's going on in the Imperium and So It has a different purpose and a different function As far as if you want to write for it, yeah, like if you want to condense like a battle report and talk to an FC You know, that's something I would love I think that has a lot of value like hey, here's a battle that happened I talked to the FC. He said this went on and you can write a paragraph or two You know, it doesn't need to be like a whole article But just a little bit that adds a lot of value. I think people would love to read that kind of thing Especially if you can get you know, especially if it's something you went on yourself Those are like always enjoyed and people like to read about fleets that happen so that'll be launching relatively soon and I'm looking forward to it. Will there be a comic section? It's gonna be just dick butts just dick butts all the way down. Yeah, idiot crab call-outs will be satisfying. Here's the thing is like If you guys notice that a lot of the people who die Like a lot of our crabs who die tend to be it feels like they're idiots but remember they're being targeted because of that like a lot of them get targeted because they Know that they only speak Russian or they only speak Chinese and so it'll be harder for us to save them and they also look for people that are out of the group like That are not on comps. Like this is they're they're pretty sophisticated in the way to hunt people. So It feels good to just be like, oh wow, they're so dumb But like you have to remember that they're targeted because they're so dumb and and sometimes it's just that they don't actually have the capability to interface with us so like it's It's a little column a and a little call. I would just say don't don't get yourself tied up too much into - if you know if someone random super dies and delve don't don't let your personal pride be on the line there because It was probably somebody was targeted because they you know They felt like they were away from the flock right? They were lagging behind Yep, and if you get dropped it is very nerve-wracking I've seen some people just totally freeze. All right, I'm flagging pretty hard I'm gonna go call it. Thank you guys. This has been a really good meeting numbers way up director. It is Doing great job and really active our meetings have been really good the last few weeks. Thank you guys so much for coming Have a wonderful Saturday