Fireside Chat Transcript 25 Apr 2k20
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are new or confused we do fireside chats and Elysium at conference.goodfleet.com so if you have questions this is sort of like the PM's question time except that I am not an elected official and I have better hair than Boris Johnson. I hope we can make bojo jokes about his hair still I don't know if that counts as politics in Elysium regardless whatever. If you have questions you can ask them in Elysium at conference.goodfleet.com as we go through our notes. Now today has been sort of like a weird paradox because we have had lots of meetings. We had a Kremlin meeting, we had a loo meeting, blah blah blah. The usual space empire stuff and we had a lot of things to go over but when it comes to actually like hey what are we going to talk about in public when we're scheming and we're up to stuff we don't really come to you guys and say here are our schemes because that would be dumb but we're obviously we've got some things going on it should be fun so what are we going to talk about right now? I've been asked a few orders of business I've been asked to remind you guys about a hostile alts policy i.e. how to not have alts in hostile alliances so you don't get purged for being an idiot spy when our guys catch you. I don't like this here don't be that guy so in terms of PVEX I want to talk about the super carrier situation as you guys know last week we docked our supers for a week to say hey like we're dealing with all of the nerf bullshit we're docking them up and it has become pretty clear that ccb has made super carrier ratting essentially useless. We just talked about this in the Kremlin meeting and just as a matter of policy you are welcome to super carrier rat in the off delve colony of period basis not in querious not in fountain if you insist and you know I know that there are some people that are just going to be like fuck you dad like I want to go rat in my super carrier no matter what. I also understand that there's people that are legitimately pissed off about the whole situation because especially if you had trained and trained and trained and wanted to get a super carrier to engage and to engage in like all the the super carrier ratting fun and games and you just get it and then ccb nerfs it it fucking sucks but they have basically made them shitty and awful for ratting so if you insist on doing it please do it in period basis where you will be further away from hunters and you will not get help the state will not help you at all but you're welcome to do it down there not in querious not in fountain because that makes it more of a draw for hostiles into delve are we allowed to move supers uh yeah like you can always move your supers we've never told people that you can't like move supers around good question okay so um we have some stuff here about blazing which I essentially I so if you are interested in blazing but you're not doing it because you don't actually have an alt that can run the missions uh you can't do it because you're not doing it because you don't actually have an alt that can run the missions uh you can just find the bookmarks for the stain burner missions and then sell them to the people who are doing it already and we have a thread for that uh which I will link here and there you go this is actually really kind of weird because I guess I am cutting off sorry about that guys because I'm wrestling with the linking threads and things like that and then finally we have uh Jay is asking everybody to make mine flood because we need more of that and if you have the questions about how to do any of the uh the blazing stuff you can ask it in the main blazing thread and then we'll get back to you we do not have like a locust fleet or anything really all that uh exciting uh in terms of other announcements it's sort of like a grab bag so yeah again guys sort of a thing to have uh a bunch of long meetings where we're scheming and planning and thinking about all these things and we come here for a fireside and it's like hey here's some stuff going on so this is mostly going to be a question and answer one we're not having a meta show today we are uh there's uh we were looking at the topics for a meta show and brisk and I made the call to punt for this week there is going to be a meta show next week was going to be a special on CSM stuff I will actually be on vacation next week I'm going sort of crazy from being cooped up here and uh my girlfriend and I have rented a little cabin in bumfuck Wisconsin so next weekend I will be off the table and Merkelchen will be giving the fireside I will probably be smoking tons of weed while spending time outside which suddenly has a great deal of novelty uh so no talk about the third state of Citadels uh okay that's a good question so uh May 26th CTP is implementing a patch which in some form is going to result in Citadels having an abandoned mode I think this is a good thing I think it's good for the game but in terms of what are we going to do about it um it doesn't really require some sort of massive bureaucracy like if a stir is abandoned we actually talked about this at the Kremlin meeting so if there's an abandoned structure that is a problem uh corp people will be reaching out to GSOL to try to fix it so for example if you are living in a Citadel and a corp director who is the only person that had keys to it went afk and you're worried that it's going to go abandoned there is a system that we have just set up such that uh you know they can get in touch with GSOL and then we can try to work out some sort of accommodation or replacement or get in touch with a person there is not going to be some sort of grand blue shooting nonsense related to it if a structure is abandoned the structure is abandoned but it is still a blue structure if it has been kicked out of the alliance it is no longer a blue structure in in BSI [silence] Will we change Athenor policy? um I'm afraid that I I just got my brain just turned to sludge even trying to read that it's a reasonable question but keep in mind guys this is something that's going to come down the pipe on May 26th and the usual policy for CCP patches applies people will like to say that this is going to happen and that's going to happen but I don't believe shit until it's on CC and then we can actually look at the mechanics I understand what CCP is saying that they want with the abandoned structure stuff but when we get closer to that and we actually see mechanically how it's going to be implemented then you can expect me to have opinions or be able to tap in like tuzzy about like what our policy is going to be regarding Athenors but we typically uh and if you've been to Varsad's before you've heard me say this we typically do not dive into uh really gritty proactive policy making when we don't see mechanically what's actually hitting the game right because if we we try to base proactive policy on crap that CCP said that they were going to do but have like regulations and policy for like constructing your own stargates to unknown space right like so we wait until something is actually going to happen and then we come up with solutions based upon you know things that are real and tuzzy has already answered it which is uh if something happens uh with the Athenors and Delve the GSAL will unanchor them and there will be no policy change so there you go there are lots of interesting questions about us blowing our own stuff and uh the answer is no comment we would not discuss future plans in that regard what are we going to do about our afk ratting ishars that lure all the hot droppers to all of our systems and give them easy kills uh we are going to do nothing we're going to do nothing at all it's going to be great uh as usual this is the thing like we've had a sort of this period of relative safety when we're using the super umbrella and when supercarrier ratting was a thing that worked um but the policy of goonswarm has pretty much always been uh born out of our early days of living together in syndicate so when this is you know late 2005 early 2006 but this is where the culture comes from uh which essentially is uh hey and also i have no idea when i'm telling the story whether i just got bingo baited or not which is entirely possible this is why bingo is fun for parasites because i'm listening myself give a long answer to a question that could have just been dinko bait but anyway the idea is that uh if we let everybody be perfectly safe everyone will become fat and weak and stupid and in the early days when we were in su-8a4 the birthplace of goonswarm we had 500 fucking goons jammed together in this shitty little system in the jqb constellation in syndicate and that's where we come from way back in the day uh not counting goon fleet target practice if somebody wants to like reg date jam me or something like that but there you go and people would be out there ratting in their ravens and going you know oh help i'm tackled in a belt and uh then they wouldn't tell us where they were and things like that and we would make fun of them because they would die stupidly because they weren't paying attention they weren't listening to the rules they weren't doing anything and their death became an example to everybody else either they died and then they learned from their death and then got better uh which is good or their idiocy was an example to other people and then people were able to learn from the mistakes of other people which is in many ways is the essence of wisdom so uh when it comes to our policies involving safety and delve in general i don't want delve to ever be perfectly safe because at that point you will all become weak flaccid and stupid right like that's that's the thing is there needs to be a degree of pressure puppies might say that we are only into crabbing puppies might say that we are only doing things to get isk and all this other shit but the reality is is that we have created delve in most of our other territories as kind of this crucible like a pressure chamber that forces us to work together and forces us to organize to coordinate and to get better and to become harder and to become more effective and so that's why you know one of the reasons i like delve so much is because of npc delve because it is a place where we will always have to be on our guard because it is easy for people to come and to hunt in delve and to keep us on our toes to you know to catch the weak and the stupid and purge them um it is kind of darwinian but that's goonswarm okay so there's questions here about this is kind of funny because it's like an argument are we scared of rectal supremacy and good x uh no are we going to have a competitive nirvana market or will the price be state regulated it's going to be a competitive market because the goal is for us to do what we're already doing which is to basically have a flood of supply and then the next issue in the sort of supply chain blockage there is having enough pi materials what are my thoughts on uh one of the sma brothers playing the game again because he says he knows me oh yeah i mean he was a one of the three sma brothers who were running sma back during the start of the casino war beyond that i don't really have any thoughts can we keep a subcap fleet near titan all the time to protect orcs no i think it is really important for people to have the appropriate attitude when it comes to safety is that there is a balance of safety because we've seen through the history of eve online this is like story time shit here but um during the great war in the first phase of great war so band of brothers comes and they invade us in syndicate in july of 2006 and we're all mad about it in our our little hellhole of uh of syndicate the crucible of our people this is su-8a4 there are no goons goodbye all that horse shit uh and then we buddied up with the russians and uh the french and it was red storm federation we're killing our way from cj6 south through la caldera and all this stuff uh but at the time in the galactic southeast there was a peaceable empire of self-professed povets the uh people in the senate frontier and some old school people may even remember uh cyborg and askin and the whole deal with askin was sort of like a mutated uh you know providence exists like they're sort of like rp fishbowl and the official purpose of askin was to have a perfectly safe going to bring high sec to null sec like hobbit economic empire and they wanted safety they wanted security they wanted to have uh you know a sort of a defense force and whatever such that people could uh you know rad and mine and do the thing and complete safety i do not want that i do not want you guys to ever be completely safe because again you'll get fat and stupid and then our empire will be crushed because we will have weakness because we will be lax we will not be on our guard so there's always a balance is that we want to try to defend people as reasonably as possible for those that are taking steps to meet us halfway but the idea that the goal of delve is 100 perfect defense is a proven path towards destruction the reason i'm making the reference of ascendant frontier is of course uh bob crushed them because they were all they had successfully set up in the southeast which is very boring so like if you're through like faith abilist and amos and stuff like that like it's it's really relatively safe space uh because it's just a pain in the ass to get through and gang people there's not enough npc space for basing in uh except for stain things are a little bit different these days because we've got citadels back but back in the day that wasn't the case uh and it was fun when the guys in askin did come begging baby goons for him for help at this point because we were in the galactic northeast and headed down towards askin and of course we laughed in their faces and told them to go fuck themselves and ask them cybuck where's my fucking battleship fleet not that i'm still mad about this 10 years on or anything 15 years on something or other it's awful great war was very sick very insane but that's why we don't like to have people uh expecting total safety because it is a proven empire killer so essentially when i was making fun of almeca gold on the meta show a bit ago said uh you know if you didn't exist on mecca we'd have to invent you that's true right one of the reasons we like delve is because there is this npc delve and it does make it difficult for us to live normally because we don't want to you know peace and security is boring war and murder and conquest is the point of this game yeah where's my battleship fleet is because when we were in uh cloud ring at the very start of the great war we were fighting dusk and dawn this is uh july of 2006 and uh askin had promised us that they were going to send us a battleship to fly to uh help fight the germans and uh then sir moly said there are no goons goodbye and all that other sort of uh bloody shirt bullshit about uh tedson and uh askin refused to send the battleship fleet that they promised for a big op i think we were fighting around xeh at the time so yeah all right let me take a look at questions here instead of just telling stories so has it been relayed to imperium csm members how long the period of resource shortage will last still that sort of implies that my csm people are telling me things that ccb will bump which they're not so i uh i hope not how long am i on today um well i guess i'm actually sort of off the clock now i mean we started the fireside late but uh there's no meta show today so uh you know just don't know what the fuck i feel like on saturday i'm not going to promise that i'm going to join sns tonight but uh unlike a lot of saturdays i'm actually going to be around tonight so i might stop in and say hello uh doing things to bring more people to delve uh no because like there's a balance like we already have gankers in delve like there's no reason for us to actually try to bring more hostiles in because the joy of the filaments like one of the things i'm really happy about with the the whole filament system is that it brings a steady supply of puppies to delve with no effort on our part that we can then put into the woodchipper because here's the thing like the woodchipper like having puppies come and us grinding them into paste uh is hilarious fun and it's also hilarious fun if it's set up right where the puppies that come to delve uh before we would chipper them uh if they end up like ganking idiots that didn't learn the lesson didn't do what they were supposed to do that fucked up then that's just like bonus hilarity but there's no reason why we should like try to go out of our way to like i'm pretty happy with the level of darwinism that we have here in delve like things have been working out pretty well for a few years and we have you know you do defense ops to try to train your people on how to do defense ops right and to get over the hump of using ships in combat in a controlled environment like it's good for our pilots to have targets that you know we try to drop on it's good to have uh idiots get killed and then have the puppies that kill the idiots get mulched by our defense fleets like it's cool and fun and i'm glad you guys uh got some bingos in there you all right i'm gonna take a look at my notes all righty it's really nice to have the chinese with us but can we make english default for safety's sake in intel please uh no reason why the answer is no is because having some sort of like a top-down language regulation would be a nightmare in a multi-ethnic multi-language empire like the imperium because it's not just like there's english players in chinese your companions are a bunch of like english as a second language at best players like we've got a ton of russians a ton of french maybe everybody speaks english great maybe a bunch of people don't but uh especially when it comes to independent operation in the chinese time zone there's no reason to do something like that we actually have like this entire system set up such that there is which is one of the things i'm very proud of in the imperium is that we do have uh something we have developed that our enemies have not uh i think that we are probably one of the more uh sort of pluralistic multinational empires in the game and so we do actually have an entire system of people uh translating into a number of different languages on ops and on posts and things like that and it's one of the reasons why we've been able to win as much as we have is that you know humans are an asset people are an asset and the more effectively that you are able to organize and coordinate things with humans the more good stuff and fun and good shit in general is available for all of us right that's how we run this thing so it's important to find and devise new ways to coordinate people across time zone barriers across language barriers and try to meet people at least halfway because then you become the most basically the most badass empire in the history of at least internet spaceships and of possibly of internet gaming like we're the biggest thing out there we're the most badass thing out there and that's partially because we do have uh well we stole it from cyrus the great like this is all just like satrapies that we stole from fucking cyrus the great and the cayman empire but there you go i am kind of rambling guys because uh it's a relatively quiet fireside so i get to talk about what the hell i feel like so it gets very assyrian or persian randomly there and that's what you get i'm gonna see if there's any other questions that i can uh answer here for folks if period basis gets more action in terms of people utilizing space and anchoring structures will we see the native faction fortizars moving up uh to the dyson sphere i don't know that's an interesting question uh why are we disliked so much by other players um you can't conquer the galaxy repeatedly without making a few hundred thousand if not millions of enemies like one of the things that's fascinating about eve online is that right now at any time let's say uh ballpark there's 250 000 unique human beings between 250 000 unique human beings and half a million unique human beings who play um i was on the csm uh six so a zillion years ago and i'm not under nda so i could say things like back then they showed that more than like between nine and ten million people had like logged into eve and played a little bit and like you know given the game ago so like at any given moment there's like a quarter of a million to half a million people playing the game but in practice millions of people have cycled through this galaxy at some point or another and a lot of times people even when they're not playing eve and you know we all sort of cycle in and out of the e in and out of eve depending on our interest level unless you're a fucking psycho like me uh and uh i also have like the coolest fucking job in the universe literally like i do this so much because it's a shitload of fun like it's being a space tyrant it's just like a fucking dream job like who wouldn't want to be a fucking space tyrant i guess normal well-adjusted people but i'm not normal or well adjusted and i i think it's tremendous fun but um but the net effect of that is is that when people are not really playing eve as much actively they're still following their alliances and like their football teams right they're saying you know they're backing horde or they're backing guns or they're backing uh you know pandemic legion or something and the reality is is that for most of the since 2006 since july of 2006 uh goons form in one form or another has rampaged around the galaxy crushing absolutely everything or getting our asses kicked and we have pissed off a lot of people along the way so uh yeah and we don't really do things like the puppies do like we have a very different structure internally uh the way that we handle things uh we are uh you know i don't you know sort of space room and barbarians analogy or whatever sort of thing you want to whatever analogy you want to go with their uh puppies hate our guts because we're powerful and we have a nasty habit of sticking our boot on their throats and then making stupid dick jokes about it so that's a long answer to a relatively simple question and i hope i didn't bore with that a new kiki doctrine not baiting uh i think that we already have been promoting the abyssal program to get people to shut out kiki bpcs for our kiki doctrine if somebody could link the abyssal information in a leasing for me please [silence] all righty uh do we have any le shack doctrine or sig uh we actually had a doctrine that we're using to purge structures in highsec but that might have been cut during the most recent doctrine purge i can't answer that immediately i know that we use them for structure kills and we might be needing to dust them off depending upon may 26th thing that comes down uh just getting back to the game was in several lines a decade ago never saw the organization of the fleet doctrines anywhere else is that something you need to get us from uh fleet doctrines have always been a thing and eve we were the first ones to come up with a reimbursement program so we actually had contingent reimbursement during uh the great war and it was very controversial the idea of actually reimbursing ships uh everybody else copied it and calls it srp but we still kind of call it re-m because it was contingent reimbursement and then just a reimbursement program but that was one of our uh our first social programs and uh worked out pretty well helped us win a bunch of wars um but having fleet doctrines and things being more structured it's not really all that unique to guns from anywhere yeah the forums have been having some crashing issues recently we are our it people are working on it okay hold on a moment and then i think we're gonna wrap things up uh eta on updated fax super and titan fits i think we actually were having a conversation about that during the kremlin meeting do we plan on using our space superiority to take out structures what the asset safety from uh abandoned structures no comment uh well actually yeah i mean obviously like they're gonna be like a huge fucking party of chaos and nonsense uh if the patch comes in in a way that it is uh going to be cool and interesting like again we're waiting to see ccb's patch notes to see what they're actually gonna do uh but i mean if they're gonna surround us with a whole bunch of loot pinatas of course we're gonna run around and try to pop as many of the things as we fucking can you all right boys and girls so i'm gonna call things off for now um thanks for coming i will not be here next weekend uh merkel chen will be doing the fireside and then i will be back after my vacation as normal so thanks for coming keep on keeping on and we will see you next week and just to reiterate there's no meta show this week uh my show was canceled this week there will be a meta show csm spectacular special uh while i'm on vacation with brisk and january valentine and a cast of csm nary wells